MacBook Pro 14-inch
M2 Max / 64GB / Silver / 2023
Main weapon, attack +9999. The 64GB of memory is mostly used to summon several AIs in parallel.
INVENTORY
Gear and items.
The kit that keeps my adventure running. Serious equipment and utterly pointless equipment sit on the same shelf.
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WEAPONS
Weapons
Physical devices. Can't fight without them.
PLAUD AI Voice Recorder
AI voice recorder
A recording wand that transcribes conversations on its own and turns them into diary and material. Waving it produces nothing.
Four smartphones
iPhone 17 / iPhone 16 / Samsung S25 Ultra and more
Spotted that “one free hour of in-flight Wi-Fi” is per device, and with the laptop turned it into five hours. Limits broken by sheer numbers.
DJI Osmo Pocket 3
gimbal camera
The camera that keeps filming evidence of the AI-supervised life. It proves to the world that I'm working, so I don't have to.
60W chargers ×15
about ¥100,000 in total
Has a proven record of physically beating airport weight checks with five of them in her pockets. Why there are fifteen is unknown even to the owner.
Projector + lying-down set
keyboard / mouse
A full setup for working without leaving the bed. Lets you develop with the “stand up” command still sealed.
Pressure-regulating earplugs
about ¥1,000
Nullifies cabin-pressure damage. After trying many expensive sleep gadgets, only this thousand-yen one survived.
MAGIC
Magic
AI and subscriptions. Mana contracted by the month.
AmiGPT
dedicated AI
A copy of me trained on my diaries and thinking. Asking the real one costs ¥1,000,000 an hour; this one is ¥1,000 for five questions.
The three sacred treasures
ChatGPT Pro / Claude.ai / Google AI Ultra
Three lines of high-tier magic on permanent contract. The upkeep is offset by the alchemy known as “business expenses”.
Uber One
membership
A contract spell that makes food walk to my door. Nullifies the damage-over-time known as delivery fees.
Grab
ride-hailing app
Movement magic for sealing the “walking” command in scorching Thailand. Incantation: one button.
Claude Code
AI coding agent
The familiar I shove all the annoying parts of development onto. Meanwhile I sit next to it eating mango.
Airalo
eSIM
A contract spell that grants signal the moment I clear immigration. Skips the entire queue at the airport SIM counter.
Wise
overseas payments
Summons local currency from ATMs anywhere in the world. Confirmed working even in Nepal.
POTIONS
Recovery
Consumables. How daily life gets healed.
Cappuccino
Small MP recovery. Drinking it poolside doubles the effect.
Uber Eats
HP recovery. The only way to eat that can be triggered without leaving the bed.
GO
Japanese taxi app
The travel potion from my Japan days. It skipped every damage tile: station stairs and packed trains.
Loop
electric kick scooter
A former partner. These days it heals me only in memory (used to ride it).
Breakfast buffet
hotel ground floor
Cures all status ailments. However shaken I am, the usual buffet returns me to normal.
Spa treatments
daily in Bangkok
Full HP recovery plus a mood buff. The entire system exists for this and the pool in the first place.
Body treatment
six times a week in Japan
A sustained-healing spell I used six times a week. Officially muscle maintenance; half of it was napping.
Mango
Thai
A healing item sold in Thailand in piles, like potatoes. Consumed by heaping it on a buffet plate.
Komeda's Coffee
base of the Japan era
My working save point back in Japan. Dropping in after a treatment session sometimes produced actual progress.
KEY ITEMS
Key items
Status and summons. Cannot be dropped or sold.
JAL Crystal membership card
A title that skips airport queues. Grants the effect of looking like a properly functioning adult.
Hotel room key
The key I carry instead of a “home”. While held, the housework command is permanently sealed.
Contact for my (human) assistant
Tap it and a human is summoned, and all tedious paperwork disappears.
Contact for my (human) CTO
Calls out the “serious grown-up” who finishes hard engineering overnight. Cooldown: his mood.
Platinum card (UC)
The last resort that solves most problems by paying. Overuse deals recoil damage next month.
Two suitcases
These two hold everything I own. What doesn't fit gets thrown away, or worn (six layers, carried on board — confirmed).
Overseas relocation notice (filed)
The paperwork that turns you into “someone who doesn't live in Japan”. Nullifies the damage-over-time called residence tax.
The speaking outfit
full set, about ¥300,000
Armour that makes you look like a serious person. Combined with professional make-up, the effect jumps.
U.S. O-1 visa (in progress)
a.k.a. the genius visa
A quest where you hand a stack of achievement cards to the U.S. government. A fast pass to living in the U.S. with no lottery.
Sleeping lucky cat
mascot
In charge of receiving deposit notifications on the phone in its raised paw while I sleep. The blessings are outsourced to the AI.