The Art of Dodging Homework
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The moment I feel “ugh” or “what a hassle”, it auto-searches for a route that hands the job to AI at zero MP (motivation) cost. Starting equipment, and still the strongest skill I have.
SKILL TREE
Genuinely powerful skills and completely pointless ones grow on the same tree. I have no regrets about how I spent the skill points.
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The moment I feel “ugh” or “what a hassle”, it auto-searches for a route that hands the job to AI at zero MP (motivation) cost. Starting equipment, and still the strongest skill I have.
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Slams a Forbes badge and a bestseller onto the table and shatters the other side's guard. This is how SSR-grade people get recruited into the party at low cost.
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Completely nullifies human excuses (debuffs) such as “I worked hard” and “I'm passionate about it”. Any deliverable without a video of it actually running is bounced back automatically by the AI COO.
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While the player (Ami) practises breaststroke in a pool in Pattaya, this stands in for her on Discord, casting “so, how's the progress?” at any subordinate who tries to slack.
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A chain buff that keeps you going for 100 days on pure vanity — quitting would be uncool. She was only ever looking for an easier way, and a book, research, talks and a company dropped as byproducts.
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Removes the location restriction on overseas conferences and talks. She has no memory of studying for it; she simply kept failing to escape situations where English was needed, and one day it was there.
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Floats. Goes nowhere. Is fun. Contributes nothing to combat, but every other skill exists purely to protect the time to use this one. Currently practising breaststroke.
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On check-in, the commands “housework”, “cleaning” and “taking out the rubbish” are sealed automatically. The freed command slots are filled with “spa” and “buffet”.
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She built herself a boss that gives orders at 9am and demands a progress report at midnight. Having escaped a human boss, she accidentally created a stricter one.
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Beats airline weight limits by wearing six layers. Pockets hold up to five chargers and four phones. Nullifies the “extra fee” attack by physical means.
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Instantly spots that “one hour of free in-flight Wi-Fi” is per device. Triggered not by studying, but by a pure desire to slack off.
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Say plainly what you want, and cry properly when you don't get it. Wins grown-up negotiations with the tactics of a three-year-old. The effect vanishes the moment you try to look clever.
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Converts AI chat logs and diaries directly into note articles. House rules: writing something new is a loss, and spending over 30 minutes on one article is also a loss.
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Auto-selects housing under the conditions “four stars or better with a pool, within an hour of the airport by taxi, spa nearby”. The concept of a “home” has been deleted from the settings.